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I LOVE THIS GIRL.

I have been a fan/stan for a while and I am GLAD that she is finally getting her come up! Her and J. Hud’s albums are definitely on my list to pick up immediately when they drop.

Jazmine Sullivan is a vocal beast. If you are a singer, you KNOW what I mean. I’m a singer, I love other “sangers!” and she is definitely one of those at the top of that list now in 2008. “I Need U Bad” is a steamy sultry summer jam, and she pours so much feeling and emotion into every note on this song. How could you not like it?

The video plays off the reggae vibe of the song, and fits well with the song. She misses her man, basically LOL. Who, of course, just misses the bus like “Kid N’ Play” at the end of the video. I think Jazmine has slimmed down and is looking great! Missy, as usual, is hollering and I could have really done with that. Three years from now, I don’t want to hear her screaming “NEW JASMINE!” as this song will definitely NOT be new. ARGH.

Oh and by the way, girl is sexy! I had the chance to talk to her a while back, and her voice is sexy. Like butter melting all over a hot pancake. SEXY!

Anyway, check it out. This was big enough for me to take a minute out of my BBQ’ing for!

Nick Cannon’s cut buddy Mariah Carey has put out a new single and it just happens to sample one of my favorite songs, DeBarge’s “Stay With Me”. This is a remix that features Clifford “The Almost Jailbird” “T.I.” Harris, who wasn’t on the original.

I mean, it’s cute I guess. Mariah is the only person who directs air traffic uses the diva hand in a cave somewhere exotic. I mean, I will give her this — her body is banging! She is making it hard for all the Ashanti’s and Queen Latifah’s out there to break past 20K units a year LOL. Stuntin’ on these hoes. She makes my pinky look fat!

LOL @ T.I. using Nick Cannon’s allowance as a prop!
This video mostly is a yawn though, I’d rather listen to the song then bother with this video…or the album for that matter LOL.

OK, I’m heading to the beach ROFL.

Christopher “Kid” Reid - “Why Don’t U Stay” (LOLOLOLOL)

Ya’ll remember Kid N’ Play right? Well, the lyteskinneded Christopher “Kid” Reid one is trying to make a comeback of sorts. He has a new video that is ACTUALLY being played on VH1 Soul (I’m calling Comcast right now to get that channel taken off; I can’t anymore!)! It’s called “Why Don’t U Stay?” and he is SO LUCKY I CANNOT EMBED THESE MULATTO SHENANIGANS.

Oh did I mention that is the name of his “label”? Moolattoman Music. Will someone please pass me my spray of “Negro Please”!? The extra large bottle please.

Check out the video  here. He also has a Myspace where you can hear the entirely TOO LONG song as well. I swear that joint went on forever. I was just waiting for Keyshia Cole to come out and give me some “raw” emotion//hollering!

Now, me and divaTy are a bit confused as we can’t figure out if this is a joke or if he is really serious. Judging from that powerful “extra determined face” (Thanks Nickey!!) he has while he is trying to get his croon on, I will say that no, this is NOT a joke! I guess them “Showtime At The Apollo” checks dried up faster than Nair on Mo’Nique’s Sasquatch-arm looking legs ROFL.

The sad part? Vocally, he is killin’ and stuntin’ all over that hoe Terrence “Baby Wipes” Howard. True story! Wipe him DOWN!

ROFL I was sitting on Santa Monica Blvd. and someone kat drove up in a fake Maybach (Chrysler 300) BUMPING THE HELL-O out this song. LOL, oh man, I used to bump this. I really couldn’t stand Lil’ Jon, but this was the cut. It was such a random combo for a slow jam, but it just WORKED. Usher was killing it, Luda was killing and even Lil’ Jon wasn’t annoying.

I used to crack up on the part Lil’ Jon said “Let a nikka know before I pull lit out”. I notice little things like that.

Ludacris hasn’t turned in a verse I’ve cared about in quite a while, Lil’ Jon is making wine and trying to expand his cheddar some other way, and we know how Usher turned up.

Dang.

Remeber this song too? This was SO a guilty pleasure. Give me Lil’ Jon over Soulja Boy ANYDAY. This beat was hard, Mystikal AND Krayzie Bone?! This joint was on hit. FREE MICHAEL TYLER! I still play when the YT folks at work testing me on the regular. Trust.

Who saw it? Who’s going to see it this weekend?!

I saw it yesterday. Got a friend who worked on the movie, went and saw it with her on the movie studio’s lot.

I give it a B- because while it wasn’t terrible by any means, it wasn’t GREAT. I stan for Will Smith [|| on that] so I always support. Jason Bateman did his thing too! That Charlize Theron, see…usually, I keep it dark skinned and latte mocha all the way, but she could get it! There is one part in the movie where she kind of gets dark, dirty and sexy. Me likey. Ain’t she South African? I think that counts, right?!!?
Can’t have Mama Pop Star mad at me, I want my part of the inheritance Folger’s coffee can bank money!

What do ya’ll think? Basically, it ain’t no Independence Day. I really feel like anyone could have been in that. Will being the star REALLY didn’t make a difference either way. I don’t want to ruin it, but I will say A) stay for the credits (HAR HAR!) and B) you will probably enjoy more of the first half of the movie.

LEAVE THA FEEDBACK!

P.S. It’s gonna be slim pickings around here, cause a brotha is going on vacation! I’mma be knee-deep in hoes bills BBQ sauce so don’t expect too much out of me until Monday!

NKOTB (New Kids on the Block) and NE (New Edition) have recorded a track together. And Bobby didn’t even show up! Negro KNOW he need them chips *smh*

I’d rather have JUST Bobby or JUST Johnny because really, Johnny Gill is the best singer ROFL. The others are w/e. I mean, Johnny may be on the Tang Train to Sugar Town, but lawdhasmercy can that dude sing.

And front as much as you want, old Bobby Brown “Don’t Be Cruel” still goes hard!

I was never a New Kids fan really, and though I loved their new song “Click Click Click”, that “Summertime” fluffery was NOT HOT. I mean, the video was even worse.

I either want NKOTB to sound like more Jordan Knight’s “Give It To You” and NE to…well, keep doing what they’re doing, minus that “Hot2Night” foolishness. I KNOW someone else besides me remembers this video ROFL. Blame Diddy.

But I don’t know, this union doesn’t really excite me.

Pharrell, really?

People in your home country of Ethiopia and Mama Africa are starving, and you are spending thousands upon thousands to get your tattoos off — only to then turn around and put some more on!?

Pure nignorant buffoonery! EXPENSIVE AT THAT!

Laser tattoo removal? That’s so yesterday, according to Pharrell Williams.

The hotshot rapper and producer has decided to have new skin grown in a test tube just so that he can change his tats.

Williams says he’s prepared to drop hundreds of thousands of dollars on the space age technology to get rid of his current crop of tattoos.

“There’s an institute called the Wake Forest Institute in North Carolina for Regenerative Skin Treatment,” he told Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper. “It’s going to be pricey, but … it’s worth it. I got fire on my arms, I don’t need fire on my arms! I’m a grown man.”

Explaining how the icky-sounding process works, Williams said, “It’s basically like getting a skin graft, but you’re not taking skin from your a– or legs - these guys actually grow the skin for you.”

Contemplating his new blank canvas, he added, “When it has healed you can go get whatever tattoo you want.” (Source)

Negro, if that’s what you are using my money for after buying that “Seeing Sounds” album, then HELL no. I’m bout to go sell that joint at Ameoba, get $5 back, and put that ish in my gas tank!

I cannot support and will not condone n*ggas doing nignorant sh*t like this with my hard earned money! Here I am trying to make ends meet, 5 steps away from hoe-ing myself out on Sunset to willing cougars and this dude is getting crack-baby (test tube baby! — “Bebe’s Kids”!) skin for his arms.

What’s next?! Getting hide skin from elephants in Africa for their drum sets and Lamborghini seats?! Sweet Minty Jesus be an higher income tax rate for these fools!

Mickey Factz & The Cool Kids - “Rockin N Rollin”

I don’t know why, but I just kind of love this joint. From the beat to Mickey’s video swag, I am really jamming this. “I don’t even take snapshots anymore cause they paying me for silhouettes”… What do ya’ll think?

Kidz In The Hall feat. Pacific Division, Tyga, Glasses Malone & Mistah F.A.B. - Driving Down The Block (West Coast RMX)

“She got big cakes last night I gave her icing” — DOPE. HAHA, love this remix! That Kidz In The Hall album over all is pretty dope though, you should go cop that. “I got a white chick and she shaped like Ice-T’s” — LOL, it keeps coming. That Tyga dude, I am still not sure of him yet…

Oh and the video to the original is pretty funny too!

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Jay Jenkins is spilling the beans about KeyLoLo, hunh? If he ain’t talking about how punched KeKe’s fun bags, then I really don’t care. My girl Fresh had the scoop:

Jeezy’s comments on his rumored relationship with Keyshia Cole: “To be honest, it was more what she wanted. She was cool and we had a cool friendship. The media made it out to be something crazy. We kicked it. We hung out. Thing is, you can’t be cool with somebody you wanna be cool with [without the media thinking it’s a relationship] . . . I was grown enough to tell her, Look baby, that isn’t what it is right now.” [1]

[1] He also purportedly mentions in the interview that Keyshia popped the question to Mr. Trap or Die and offered to buy an engagement ring but he turned her down.

ROFL please tell me Keysh did NOT get down on one tittay and ask to be the Royal Ball Cleaner!? Oh my. WWFD?! (What Would Frankie Do!?) Can females exude qualities of bitchassedness? I think this is the first documented case. I bet Jeezy whipped out his can of Hoe-B-Gone and sprayed her right in the vocal cords. She needs to pick up a copy of “He’s Just Not That Into You” LOL!

She probably started singing sweet nothings in his ear and he decided right then and there that he “just wanted it to be over.” I mean, wouldn’t you?

And Jeezy’s lips look puckered for a kiss. I can’t and I won’t.

WHO IS READING VIBE ANYWAY? Their first “Real Rap” edition? Just stop. As if the other 50-11 covers with all the other ringtone rappers didn’t contain the same articles!

I can’t name no names, but my sources have seen some of Ne-Yo’s checks, and compared to Chris Brown, which I heard this “version” was an answer to, Shaffer’s definitely got more cheese. As a writer.

However, Chris Brown sleeps at night knowing that without he a hat he doesn’t look like a Martian. Welcome to the Thunderdome, indeed!

Go-Go’s a little bit late, but you know how it is. When you are knee deep in gay club love songs (”Closer” is, I’m sorry ya’ll!), you only come up for air when something really big slaps you in the face gets your attention! I will give him this though — he’s telling the truth! LOL.